A Very Short Conversation
By ralst
Excuse me Lieutenant?
What?
Can you tell me why you are grasping onto my left breast?
No.
I see.....Lieutenant?
Yes.
I do not believe the implant on my thigh needs to be polished.
I'm not polishing it, you stupid borg.
I see....Lieutenant?
Yessssss.
I do not believe the doctor will be happy with your attempt to tear my biosuit. He gave me specific instructions on its wear and maintenance.
Screw the doctor.
I see.
What? No more questions Seven?
Sorry Lieutenant, I was just taking a moment to analyse my body's response to your touch.
Oh, okay. Anymore questions now?
I should first like to congratulate you on managing to rip my suit. It is a feat that has defied everyone before you.
I've a natural ability.
Indeed.
A question Seven?
I did just wonder what my suit had done to displease you.
Displease me? On the contrary, this suit has given me hours of pleasure. I just prefer its removal for more tactile activities.
I see....Lieutenant?
Hmmmm.
Why are you kissing my stomach? I do not believe that will be beneficial to my abdominal implant's latest malfunction.
I'm just saying hello to it before I start work.
I see. Do you kiss all your apparatus before beginning to work on it?
No.
I see.....Lieutenant?
Yeah?
Nothing....carry on.
The End