DISCLAIMER: I don't own Scrubs or any of the characters, nor do I endorse choking people.
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Their Pillow Talk
By bank_farter
"That was amazing," Elliot says, wrapping a sheet around herself as she rises from the bed.
Jordan rolls her eyes. "You know, this might come as a shock to you, but I have actually seen you naked before."
"Yeah, still from Connecticut." Elliot replies dismissively before smiling nervously and brushing a stray piece of hair behind her ear. "So, um. How did you know about…." She looks anywhere but Jordan's direction. "…you know," she lowers her voice, "the choking thing."
Jordan gives her a blank look.
"You know…Mr. Hooper?" No response. "The Sesame Street dream?" Elliot sighs. "You had no idea, did you?"
"Not a one. I've just always had this fantasy about being able to choke really, really annoying people, and this was the one setting I could think of where I could do it without getting arrested." Jordan looks wistful for a moment before continuing brightly, "But kudos for being even weirder than I thought."
Elliot's face reddens from a mix of embarrassment and anger before she storms off towards the bathroom. She pauses when she reaches the door frame, turning to face Jordan. "You… you," she sputters and waves a finger.
"Today, Stick."
"You are a really bad person!" she snaps. Then she rushes into the bathroom and slams the door.
Jordan just lays back and smiles, inspecting her nails. "You liked it," she sing-songs to no one in particular.
The End