In which Silvia & Pepa Have So Much Sex They Fall Off the Screen
Recap by Misty Flores
Previously on LHDP: Pepa and Silvia finally gave in to their attraction, but Silvia's straight girl persona left her confused and scared. Povedilla, a timid officer who accidentally walked in on Pepa and Silvia making out, proved surprisingly compassionate and supportive, advising that she follow her heart. While Silvia still had doubts, Pepa's gentle assurance won her over, and they're now (secretly) a couple.
Meanwhile, Lucas and Sara built a bomb and used it as the leverage they needed to finally rescue Carlotta from the Kaiser's clutches. Unfortunately, Sara was so relieved when she saw Lucas walking out with Carlotta she neglected to realize that Arrietta, explosives expert and psycho, was standing right behind her.
EPISODE 4x19: In which Silvia & Pepa Have So Much Sex They Fall Off the Screen
Just a quick recap of the various storylines, since Silvia is barely in this one and Pepa isn't in it at all. So where are the girls in the midst of all this?
My theory is that, since they're in their honeymoon phase, they're off having a bunch of sex. At least until Silvia gets called into work. Then she disappears again and they have more sex.
True story.
LUCAS AND SARA
Sara is forced to kneel as Arrietta holds her at gunpoint. Lucas calls her and Arrietta answers.
Thinking quickly, Lucas convinces Arrietta that he's hiding and watching his every move with a sniper rifle trained on him, and if he doesn't let Sara go, he will shoot him.
Convinced, Arrietta lets Sara walk away, only to realize he's been duped.
Lucas then heads over to Cachis, and explains quickly to Lola that he needs a favor of the biggest proportions. He needs Lola to take Carlotta right away and hide with her in Buenos Aires, because if the gang finds her, they'll kill her.
Lola agrees, but makes Lucas promise her that everything will be okay, and then heads out to pack and go with Carlotta.
Allison, bad girl that she is, calls Lucas and expresses her disappointment, but feeling smug, Lucas basically blows her off.
Feeling smug herself, Allison emails Don Lorenzo a video she has of Lucas fighting with Agent Smith from Interpol, the night he died.
Sara arrives at Cachis and they're reunited, but Arrietta has followed them. He ties them to a pipe with handcuffs and drenches them with gasoline. Next to the puddle, he places a lit candle. When the flame hits the liquid, they'll go up in flames.
Lucas, who was forced to swallow the handcuff key, tries to cut it out of himself, but Sara doesn't allow it. They end up breaking the pipe and dowsing the flame with water before it can light the gasoline.
AT THE PRECINCT
Badass Commander Salgado arrives at the precinct to take over the Kaiser case, much to Paco and Mariano's dismay.
She nearly fires Don Lorenzo because of the evidence that has gone missing in the Kaiser case, but Paco interrupts and confesses that he believes he swallowed the murdered Agent Smith's memory card.
AT THE LAB
Salgado, her men, Don Lorenzo, Paco and Mariano gather in Silvia's lab to hear the results of the test Silvia has run on Paco. Silvia points to an x-ray.
SILVIA: There's a small plastic object located about three centimeters into the final tract of the lower intestine.
DL: The tract!? Paco! Your fucking digestional TRACT?!
SILVIA: It's blocking your intestine. Paco, you didn't feel a stomach ache?
She's kind. Paco is terrified.
PACO: Well… well… well… yes. A lot. When I was sitting there on the toilet it would hurt like hell. And even more when I stood up! I looked like a crippled person trying to pull myself up.
MARIANO [studying the x-ray]: It's really stuck in your intestine, Paco. Not going up or down, huh?
Salgado is beside herself. She finally goes to DL.
SALGADO: I've been in Narcotics. Explosives. Immigrations, and in my LIFE, I've never seen anything like this.
She turns to Paco.
SALGADO: Can you explain to me how the hell a piece of important evidence ended up in your INTESTINE?!
Paco gulps.
PACO: Miss, it's cause.. uh… … I know it sounds weird but… what happened was that Don Lorenzo put us in charge of investigating the murder of Superintendent Smith, and there was evidence all over the place, up high, down low… a
MARIANO: Seriously. The poor man just looked like a puddle.
PACO: Mariano-
MARIANO: He just fell so high! From the way he fell he just splotched-
PACO: Enough-enough-
Silvia looks at Paco in sympathy.
PACO: And while we were going through the evidence… I got hungry.
MARIANO: We got hungry. The both of us.
PACO: I put a little bit of sour cream on the food and … there… I think what happened was that the card fell into the food and with the cream it got hidden and… I ate it.
MARIANO: And tell her- tell her, Paco that I was almost at the point of eating a battery - I don't need to tell you -
SALGADO: No. No, No, don't say anything else, Inspectors! I'm not going to waste one more second listening to your stupidities!
She sighs and considers a plan of action.
SALGADO: Two judicial agents will take custody of the evidence, until we can schedule a rectal probe to extract the card.
Paco gulps harder.
MARIANO: Fuck, Paco!
PACO: … Miss? Isn't it possible to try to take the card out without force? I think my rectum works much better with things going out than going in. I've never been able to-
Near tears and terrified, he stares beseechingly at Silvia.
PACO: Really, Silvia…
Thinking quick, Silvia comes to his rescue.
SILVIA: I think that eating kiwis and asparagus is probably the easiest way to extract the evidence because… the fruit will aids digestion and causes the tract to expel any lesions.
Paco nods desperately.
PACO: Kiwi.
SILVIA: And I really think that's the best way to go about this.
Salgado sighs.
SALGADO: That's fine. But if after two hours the card remains in your intestine, we'll go forward with the removal through your rectum. And if it's necessary - we'll use surgery.
Salgado storms out, Paco looks ready to crap his pants (ironically).
MOVING FORWARD
Silvia has again disappeared to have more sex with Pepa, and Paco is left on his own to try to poop out the card.
Gross hijinks follow.
Don Lorenzo and Salgado are stunned to see the video that Allison sent them, implicating Lucas is the murderer of Agent Smith.
Lucas arrives at the precinct with Sarah, and has decided to tell them everything now that Carlotta is out of danger.
But it's too late - everyone now thinks he murdered Agent Smith, and he is arrested.
In the interrogation room, Sara brings in the water and intentionally drops it. In the commotion, she sneaks a handcuff key to Lucas.
Lucas frees himself and fights his way out of the precinct.
Paco tries to calm him down, but Lucas panics and punches him in the gut, and takes off.
He is now a wanted man.
End Episode
NEXT: Episode 4x20: Povedilla finally earns a medal and his badge, but before the ceremony he earn some serious points with the fans for protecting an obliviously giddy and in love Pepa & Silvia from giving their horny and voyeuristic co-workers a free show.