DISCLAIMER: The story, characters and everything regarding SG-1 belong to MGM, Gekko, Secret Productions etc. They are not mine and never will be. The Xena introduction is owned Renaissance Pictures, Universal, and whoever else who has rights to the show. I have only borrowed it for a brief stint of dedicational mockery.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is the introduction of The WOO Chronicles - very brief retellings of events that happened during the looping of Window of Opportunity as I have envisioned. There will be much mockery, and much corniness, but that is my intention so deal with it.
SPOILERS: Spoilers for 'Window of Opportunity' in season 4.
ARCHIVING: Only with the permission of the author.
SERIES: The introduction to The WOO Chronicles.

In The Beginning


<Introductory music>

In the time of Gods, Stargates and Asgard. A world in turmoil knew nothing of its heroes. They were SG-1; a mighty team forged in the wonder of the Stargate and the stealing of loved ones. The power! The physicals! The knock-and-runs at death's door! Their courage will change the universe.

<Black scene interlude>

Malakai elbowed Teal'c in the stomach hard, causing a wave of pain from his symbiot throughout his body. He stumbled back clutching at the screeching parasite.

"Colonel!" Sam yelled in warning.

Malakai tried to elbow Jack in the face, but Sam's warning was enough for him to be able to duck in time. Sam leapt up from the breathless body of Daniel and tried to help Jack pull the deranged archaeologist away from the alter. There was a blinding flash of light that streamed from the Stargate to the alter, engulfing Malakai and the two Earth soldiers.


"Anyway, I'm sorry. That just happens to be the way I feel about it. What do you think?"

The End

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