DISCLAIMER: The story, characters and everything regarding SG-1 belong to MGM, Gekko, Secret Productions etc. They are not mine and never will be.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is an episode of The WOO Chronicles - very brief retellings of events that happened during the looping of Window of Opportunity as I have envisioned. There will be much mockery, and much corniness, but that is my intention so deal with it.
SPOILERS: Spoilers for 'Window of Opportunity' in season 4.
ARCHIVING: Only with the permission of the author.
SERIES: The WOO Chronicles.

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"Kinsey." A voice answered over the speakerphone.

"Senator Kinsey?"

There was a pause. "Who is this?"

"This is Colonel Jack O'Neill! How are you today?" Jack said in the most cheerful voice he could muster.

Sam sat on the other side of the desk snickering quietly. She was glad Jack told her about his plan. So far they had called Samuals' house and threatened to fill his pool with cow dung, and send his wife off to marry Lord Yu.

"Look Colonel, I'm a very busy man and have no time for your antics. What do you want?" Kinsey said crossly. It seemed he wasn't in the mood for small talk…

Jack could live with that. "I just wanted to let you know that you're a dick."

"Excuse me?" Kinsey was on the brink of yelling.

"I think you're a self-righteous, brown-nosing, arrogant little two-timing dumb-ass, that wouldn't know good manners even if it came up and pissed in his mouth."


"Oh, and your wife is great in the sack."


The End

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