DISCLAIMER: The story, characters and everything regarding SG-1 belong to MGM, Gekko, Secret Productions etc. They are not mine and never will be.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is an episode of The WOO Chronicles - very brief retellings of events that happened during the looping of Window of Opportunity as I have envisioned. There will be much mockery, and much corniness, but that is my intention so deal with it.
SPOILERS: Spoilers for 'Window of Opportunity' in season 4.
ARCHIVING: Only with the permission of the author.
SERIES: The WOO Chronicles.



"Kinsey." A voice answered over the speakerphone.

"Senator Kinsey?"

There was a pause. "Who is this?"

"This is Colonel Jack O'Neill! How are you this fine sunny day?" Jack said in an extremely cheerful voice. He was having soooo much fun.

Sam was curled in the chair on the other side of the desk stifling a fit of giggles. She was amazed at the vast variety of ways they can piss that imbecile off.

"Look Colonel, I'm a very busy man and have no time for your antics. What do you want?" Kinsey said crossly. He was never in the mood for small talk.

Jack grinned wickedly. "I just wanted to let you know that you were right."

"Right about what?" Kinsey asked sceptically but with definite signs of anger in his tone.

"You were right to mistrust Teal'c. The Goa'uld are evil and the Jaffa who serve them enjoy doing their wretched bidding." He had taken half of the loop with Sam and Daniel's help to come up with such a colourful outlet for his latest idea (although not completely original). Sam let a giggle through.

"I don't know what your game is Colonel, but I demand you tell me this instant." Kinsey yelled.

"Okey dokey then." Pause. "Teal'c has seduced your wife and had his vile ways with her."


"Bob," Jack tries so hard to sound sympathetic. "She's pregnant."

The End

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