DISCLAIMER: The story, characters and everything regarding SG-1 belong to MGM, Gekko, Secret Productions etc. They are not mine and never will be.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is an episode of The WOO Chronicles - very brief retellings of events that happened during the looping of Window of Opportunity as I have envisioned. There will be much mockery, and much corniness, but that is my intention so deal with it.
SPOILERS: Spoilers for 'Window of Opportunity' in season 4.
ARCHIVING: Only with the permission of the author.
SERIES: The WOO Chronicles.



Janet could hear laughter down the hall, and if her eyes were as good as she hoped then the laughter originated from one Samantha Carter. She followed the sounds as if following a siren's call. What on earth was she laughing about? Janet wondered.

She followed all the way to the door of Colonel O'Neill's office. Suddenly Sam was gasping for breath! Janet opened the door and strode in determined to save her friend's life, but what she saw stopped her dead in her tracks.

"What's going on…?" She asked warily.

Jack looked up from his laugh-induced slump to look at her. Her face was priceless and sent him into another bout of hysterical laughter. Sam had looked up as well and had had the same response. Janet just couldn't believe what she was seeing. She stood there waiting.

Once the laughter and giggles had died down, after some time, the two members of SG-1 tried to contain themselves to look at the doctor with a straight face. They were unsuccessful and bore big grins instead, but at least they were looking at her, and had stopped laughing uncontrollably.

"Is there anyway I can ask what's so funny without you two…" She was cut off by Jack losing it again. Sam, however, miraculously did not.

"We just finished calling Maybourne." Sam clenched her jaw to stop from laughing.


"To tell… to tell him that Sam… that Sam…" He lost it again.

"Well, you see, um, his ex-wife left him for, well, another woman." Sam blushed. "And we told him it was me."

"You?" Janet raised her eyebrows and clenched her own jaw.

"Well it wasn't me, of course! But, he doesn't know that."

The End

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